I Am Gotz. - Episode 1.

Every day I dread this flight of stairs. But today will be my day, for they cannot match my command of the English language. For my mind is a temple, and nothing can break me down. Not even these damn kids, I have them figured out. They're easy. Especially that one kid down the front, Kevin. Boy will his complacency be his downfall.

This course is a quiz, and I am the quiz master. I could not imagine anything easier than teaching this course. But this is like teaching English to a bunch of gorillas. They come in babbling like buffoons, and acting like absolute imbeciles. They will not do well, and it's going to impede on my record. I cannot have that. That cannot be had.

Back in my day, we didn't operate the way they do now. If I had it my way, they wouldn't be able to question my authority. They just couldn't! They will see though, when this sac comes. Oh boy when this sac comes, they will be destroyed, and they'll have to succumb to my teachings. Only the esoteric will make it. That means Sukarnan. I love that boy. He will get 50, and all the credit will be mine. That will make it all worth it. Yes, yes it will.

Surely I can put up with the insufferable comments of Brian, Ilshan, Avneet, and Kevin for the rest of the year. "Do I have Facebook?" Who does he think I am? That Kevin, just wait until parent teacher interviews, I will show him a piece of my mind, he won't even see it coming. "Do I know what a pokemon is?" My time is much too precious to invest time watching silly television shows like Pokemon.

And that Brian, don't even get me started on Brian. One of these days, I will show him the shortcomings of his stubbornness and smart-aleckery. "Probably?" How dare he remark such a thing! Who the hell does he think he is, questioning my methods for the past 30 years. I will also give him a piece of my mind come parent teacher interviews. And that Avneet, how dare he sing in my class. This isn't a Billy Joel concert for Christ Sakes. He will not do well, I can guarantee it, he will be in big trouble.

And that Michael Chow, what a twat. What's he doing in my class? He's so banal! Okay that bit was me, but Mr. Gotz would agree with me)


Sorry for the lack of quality posting (lol, like there's ever any) guys, I'm trying to find time in between procrastination. I will do a series on these Gotz posts. Next time, I will break down his average senile day.

MY POCKET WATCHES FINALLY CAME IN :D.