10 ELEVEN Things That Don't Make Sense to Me.

1. 48 hour protective deoderant. I don't know about you guys, but I shower every 24 hours, not every 48 hours.

2. Crocs.

3. The hypocrisy argument. For example.

A: Hey man, you can't do that.
B: You do it all the time, you hypocrite

If A were smart, he would say.

A: So? My point is still valid.

That being said, I also hate hypocrites and I find it quite an acceptable ad hominem, which in turn makes me a hypocrite, and a failed logician.

4. People who watch Dr. Phil.

5. The Big M Franchise. Why not have, Small M's, M's and Big M's.

6. Judd Apatow's movies.

7. The Origins of the phrase "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse".

8. People who pay $170 for Ed Hardy Shorts. People who spend more than $100 on Ed Hardy for that matter.

9. Why there's a light in the fridge if I'm not meant to eat late night snacks.

10. People who argue over Seth McFarlane TV shows.

11. THE DISPLAY FOLDERS WITH THE FUCKING REMOVABLE PLASTIC POCKETS. I HAVE A DISPLAY FOLDER SO I CAN KEEP SHIT IN ORDER, NOT SO THE SHIT FALLS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE TO CREASE BY CREASE PUT EVERYTHING BACK TOGETHER WHEN IT FALLS OUT. GOOD LORD HOW IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOVE MY HAND (BY WHICH I MEAN A CHAINSAW) DOWN THE THROATS OF THE GNATS WHO INVENTED SUCH A MONSTROSITY AND FEED THE REMAINS OF THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM TO THE MOUTH OF A VOLCANO.

WERE YOU FUCKERS HIGH WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF THAT? SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK WANTS A PLASTIC POCKET WHERE POCKETS FALL OUT AS YOU'RE PUTTING THINGS IN?

HEY GUYS, LET'S MAKE A BLAZER, WITH REMOVABLE FUCKING POCKETS? GOOD IDEA? NO MOTHERFUCKER, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

HOLY CHRIST FUCKING JESUS HELL.