Please, stop trying to act like you're all hipster, motherfuckers.
Stop the whole, it's cool to be hipster, but I don't want to be called as such because those people are soooo tryhard. Cut the bullshit.
Things that are hipster.
-Not showering.
-PBR.
-Elliott Smith.
-Big Bow Ties.
-Am Appy.
-Arts Degrees.
Things that are NOT hipster.
-Nebulas.
-All that gay fucking text behind irrelevant photography.
-Gaybo text behind pictures of nebula.
-Pictures of bruises/cutting/teapots/shit your grandma has in her home.
You know what though, I guess I can't call any of you non hipsters, because to be a hipster, apparently you must be some sort of elitist fuck who forces a chastity belt upon your community. tumblr. isn't underground, it isn't hip, it's a fucking weblog. It's tabula fucking rasa. Just like how you cannot call pages of lined paper hipster, you cannot call a weblog hipster. It's all down to what goes on the fucking thing. Needless to say, nothing becomes FURTHER from hipster when you hit the reblog button. How you all unimaginatively recycle words of another. How hipster, how scum.
i hate all those innumerable indie hipster tumblrs with a motherfucking vengeance.
ReplyDeletei hate the scene mixed hipster blogs. Fucking tattoos and smoking and drinking with a little "hardcore" "genreless" genres.."omg they r NOT scene..they are a whole new genre called AWESOME"
ReplyDeletefuck off. Death to tumblr!
I just went to the How To Succeed In Business tumblr. Why does every friggin photo have to be animated? I kept hitting the 'esc' button so things would load properly. Tumblr is a waste of bandwidth and page real estate.
ReplyDeleteLOL you must be a Facebook person then. It's your loss, Tumblr is fucking Narnia.
ReplyDeleteTumblr. Scourge of the internet full of teenage girls who think they're special.
ReplyDeleteDeal with it. Like it or not, complaining about ppl on tumblr wont make a change or do anything productive to ur life.
ReplyDeletei just dislike this new...fad i suppose...of this romanticism of depression. i don't understand why it's such a cool thing for kids these days to say they're depressed. if you're trying to get attention by saying you're depressed on the internet you're probably not really depressed
ReplyDeleteHoly shit where did y'all come from.
ReplyDelete"LOL you must be a Facebook person then. It's your loss, Tumblr is fucking Narnia."
I use both, what of it.
" i don't understand why it's such a cool thing for kids these days to say they're depressed. if you're trying to get attention by saying you're depressed on the internet you're probably not really depressed"
I love it.
Agreed. I deleted my account bec Ive had enough of that pathetic vacuum. Once you weigh in the ratio bet your reblogs vs what you actually produced--and obviously the former is the winner--then I think it wouldnt be a loss to cleanse myself of it.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree. The types I hate the most are definitely the ones belonging to teenage girls that post all about how different and special they are. SHUT THE FUCK UP. You're born, you live, you die. Nothing special. Exactly the same as everyone else. Deal with it.
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