Monday, April 26, 2010

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young for you?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to put your cock in her mouth.

;).

Hey audience, me again.

So no real developments on the whole life scene, but there are some two discussion points that I'd like to give mention to.

1. That the school is a cult.

Now I know I sound like a mad twatter, but bear with me for a minute. Envision a cult school from a cult move in cult prominent England. What does it look like? Built from bricks no doubt, crowned by vines and various flora, in strange complement, not indifferent to yin and yang.
Look at the students, dressed the same, with their shirts hanging out, with sometimes rather slack attire, but the overall sense of pride is there. Look at them in assembly, look at how they rejoice, look at how united they are.

Look at how much that resembles Haileybury. Is it so hard to imagine that beneath its reputation, beneath all its glory and all its might, there may lurk something sinister?

Probably not true, but it's fun all the same to imagine.

2. Family.

For those of you who don't know, my parents aren't exactly the best of friends. I'm quite sure some of my readers can relate to this, and I won't go naming mames, nor will I describe such situations. Let me tell you about my household about a month ago. My parents don't talk to each other, and I don't mean that they share greetings and whatnot, I mean they're like two positive ends of a magnet. I sometimes wonder if they're oblivious of the other's prescence.
As a result of this, there was never such a thing as "Dinner Time", there was never such a thing as a "family outing", hell, I don't even think Family related activities are applicable in my household. All the same however, they managed to get by, from what I can tell.

Cut to now, as I sit here writing this. My parents have been talking, gradually, but there's communication. Now there is such a thing called "Dinner Time", I'm not sure if it'll keep blossoming from there, only time will tell, but I do have mixed feelings about this, so many questions that need to be answered.

Where will they go from here?
I dislike these family activities, is it because I'm afraid of change?
What will change?

Well, those are the three major questions at hand, and to be perfectly honest, I'm godamn ecstatic that these developments are going on.

I'll end with this little treat.

Crunching some numbers.

10,000 BC - 1 Million people
9,500 BC - 2 Million people
9,000 BC - 3 Million people
8,500 BC - 4 Million people
8,000 through 5,000 BC - 5 Million people
4,500 BC - 6 Million people
4,000 BC - 7 Million people
3,500 BC - 10 Million people
3,000 BC - 14 Million people
2,500 BC - 20 Million people
2,000 BC - 27 Million people
1,500 BC - 38 Million people
1,000 BC - 50 Million people
500 BC - 100 Million people
Year 1 AD - 170 Million people
500 AD - 190 Million people
1,000 AD - 254 Million people
1,500 AD - 425 Million people
Year 2,000 AD - 6,080 Million people

Anyone who gets the reference is a "God" to me ;).

Hope you all had a wonderful long weekend.

2 comments:

  1. LOL, your joke is disturbing!

    And don't be scared, Tony. :)

    - Lovely!

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