dontfakethepunk。: Let's Get Some New Years Up In This Bitch!

+10 points for semi-original content, -10 for the ridiculous timing, and celebration of a human creation.

And so I find myself at this chair again, on this website, looking at a blank patch of white, slowly but surely being diminished by the clattering of my fingertips against the keyboard. This post is way overdue and I apologize to the little readers I have left of my tardiness.

Before I jump into the thick of shit, let me tell you few readers a story of quite possibly the most vivid dream I've had, evar.

It looked like school, certainly an institution of conditioning to say the very least. But it was unlike anything I have ever seen in my life. Lights? No, there was a lightbulb. Chairs? That would have been a luxury but no, a cold cement floor is what the depths of my mind unraveled. The room was dank and smelled of moss and rust. The room was big, however, it was quite arguably insufficient in size to contain the residents taking their space within the volume of space.
-Blank-.

The next thing I recall is being dragged to the lectern of a chapel, where a cozy looking noose was awaiting me. Looking around, all I managed to see where the aggravated faces of the youth, the middle aged, and the elderly, all of whom were sporting the same old clothing. I remember escaping the place, unseen and unmet with any resistance.

After that I met a man of South African descent and together we participated in friendly banter until I woke up. What we spoke of I am unsure of.

And that concludes my dream. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, as I promised, I will try and make this post as interesting as possible.

There are a few things on my chest that I must get off, and it's creating quite an irritation every time I watch TV. We all hate some of them, those advertisements.

Some of which are currently getting on my nerves.

1. Those damn Clearasil ads. You've all seen them.
"Oh no, a big pimple! And the big party is tomorrow!"
"Oh damn a pimple! [And sand in my vagina!]"

I'm not going to say this on the behalf of females, I'm not a female, I don't know if that ad holds some merit. Maybe someone like Robert Pattinson can field that for me, I'm just saying. In all seriousness though, which guy actually does that?

Am I supposed to assume that the creators of the advertisement really think that guys are like that? That youth males in our society are so entangled and programmed by society's standards that the aftermath of puberty, a natural occurrence, is to be rejected and looked down upon?
Which sparks another question.
Do we, the youth, feel offended that people are perceiving us that way? Are there people like that? Are people really so fussed about their physical image that they'd be willing to spend $30 on ridding a pimple, blackhead, other "physical defects".

Other Things in Advertisements I hate.
-Shopping center ads where the woman walks out with 50x shopping bags.
-Late night ads advertising ridiculous products.
-Toy ads.
-Ads directed at kids.
-The Hogs Breath cafe ad.

Wow let's take a break, while I gather ideas.

MAD SONGS I STARTED LISTENING TO SINCE LAST POST [Try to ignore how dodgy it looks, it's fair worth it :)]VVVVV
zomg

That should just about do itttt.

I think I have a little more rant in me as well.

I won't elaborate more on this, it should speak for itself.
I cannot stand people who don't get the message/hint/don't listen.

Things of note.
-L's test tomorrow, wish me luck :D.
-Bayonetta Climax edition next week, which means another upload [yay!].
-I need to get out of the house, I feel so clammy.

And on that note, I will leave this post with some cool stuff, and some repeats of some fun stuff so I don't lose it. Until next time, shouldn't be long. :).

Awesome Animated parkour vid courtesy of Ez :).